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candalalala:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Every time we go past a cemetery my dad pulls the joke “that must be a popular place, people are just dying to get in”. Every time.

ignitesthestars:

manpain that is actually caused by legit and understandable reasons is my favourite kind of manpain

thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

allmymetaphors:

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

princessqueer:

theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

one might even call it

avocado’s number

basedbridget:

A moment of silence for the old beloved PJO chapter names